My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes. Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name. My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer. “Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.” “Hello I am from we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.” Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go: TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.īoss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT. “Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”
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